Fuck Parade 4 Gallery – MaskARaid!

Here are some images and links to articles and other sources about how the fuck we did the Fuck Parade on 1st May 2016. Please credit the photographers for any use. All images have been pillaged from various social media sites. No watermarks have been removed and full credit and copyright is given to all declared publishers.

Where next for the Fuck Parade?

So we have completed the fourth Fuck Parade. We continue to fuck about as we wish and we wish to continue the fuck. But we must fuck together. What could we do better? What could you do better? What did we miss out? Where did we fuck up? 

Fuck Parade salutes and thanks all parading fuckers!

A fucking big thank you to all who turned out for the May 1st Fuck Parade against gentrification, a true fuck of a parade demanding social housing, a family of fuck in the streets and on the bridges, masks and sound mixing in London’s streets.

A fucking big thank you to all the mobile rigs, all shapes and sizes, fuckers every one, for all their effort and dedication and fine musical taste.

Fuck Parade: We are the start of something new

May Day celebrations traditionally involve costumes that can be as elaborate or as simple as you like, often with animal themes. We enter into the spirit of May Day with honest intentions and it is our right and freedom to celebrate as we see fit.

Posted originally 27 April 2016: The Fuck Parade is something different, something unique and something alternative. We have grown tired of the wider left, we are bored of trotting around with trots waving placards trying to sell us papers that are not fit to wipe our arses with.

We realise that the bumbling around central London, with police dictating where we can and cannot go is like asking the school bully if he minds that you stand up to him, all the time they survey and record us, illegally, immorally and for their own devious ends.

Fuck Parade information 5 – Find a police station

What do we all want to enjoy this Fuck Parade the most? Everyone goes home happy is the ideal. But sometimes people could be arrested due to a complete misunderstanding of the situation.

So here is a map of police stations in London, so if your friend ends up arrested, ask the coppers – if possible – which police station your friend is being taken to. You can help. 

Fuck Parade information 4 – Definitely London Town

By a Londoner, March 2016

The fucking rich are fucking keen
To fucking keep it fucking mean
The fucking pricks in Parliament
Are fucking us with our consent
The fucking press is fucking lame
The immigrants they fucking blame
Are cautioned not to fuck around
Anywhere in London Town

Fuck Parade information 3 – Masks

Across the world, wherever you look, in all cultures and traditions, the use of masks to transform the individual has been recognised and celebrated. Masking yourself can liberate you from your identity, transform you into a new hybrid creature, the goat, the fox, the cat, the dog, the fish, the cow. Masking can channel archetypes which allow us to speak the truth. Visibility through invisibility. And not be identified by surveillance cameras or pigs.

Legal Advice: Stop & Search or Arrest

Green & Black Cross are an independent grassroots project set up in the spirit of mutual aid to support social and environmental struggles within the UK. For UK legal advice on police powers on stop & search, and your rights on arrest, contact Green & Black Cross and their Protest Support Line: 07946 541 511

Fuck Parade information 2 – Map of estate agents in London

Some helpful Fuck Parader has kindly sent us a map of all estate agents in London, just in case anyone needed to know where they were.

Poll: Could I give a fuck?