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Fuck Parade 4 Gallery – MaskARaid!

We hope everyone enjoyed our night out, a parade full of creative fuck took the streets. Photos, some video and reports from the London MaskARAid, Sunday 1st May…

Here are some images and links to articles and other sources about how the fuck we did the Fuck Parade on 1st May 2016. Please credit the photographers for any use. All images have been pillaged from various social media sites. No watermarks have been removed and full credit and copyright is given to all declared publishers. Continue reading “Fuck Parade 4 Gallery – MaskARaid!”

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Where next for the Fuck Parade?

Let us know what you think about the last Fuck Parade, and what you think you could contribute to the next one, if there is the fuck to do it again. Do you have the fuck?

So we have completed the fourth Fuck Parade. We continue to fuck about as we wish and we wish to continue the fuck. But we must fuck together. What could we do better? What could you do better? What did we miss out? Where did we fuck up?  Continue reading “Where next for the Fuck Parade?”

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Fuck Parade salutes and thanks all parading fuckers!

A fucking big thank you to all who turned out for May 1st, a true fuck of a parade, a family of fuck in the streets and on the bridges, on the pavements and the fridges…

A fucking big thank you to all who turned out for the May 1st Fuck Parade against gentrification, a true fuck of a parade demanding social housing, a family of fuck in the streets and on the bridges, masks and sound mixing in London’s streets.

A fucking big thank you to all the mobile rigs, all shapes and sizes, fuckers every one, for all their effort and dedication and fine musical taste. Continue reading “Fuck Parade salutes and thanks all parading fuckers!”

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Fuck Parade: We are the start of something new

Remember the 1st of May FUCK PARADE is a costume party, a continuation of a traditional celebration that goes back 100s of years. So make sure you wear your costumes and your masks. Meet Sunday 1st May 2016, 6pm @ One Commercial Street, Aldgate, London E1 7PT…

May Day celebrations traditionally involve costumes that can be as elaborate or as simple as you like, often with animal themes. We enter into the spirit of May Day with honest intentions and it is our right and freedom to celebrate as we see fit.

Posted originally 27 April 2016: The Fuck Parade is something different, something unique and something alternative. We have grown tired of the wider left, we are bored of trotting around with trots waving placards trying to sell us papers that are not fit to wipe our arses with.

We realise that the bumbling around central London, with police dictating where we can and cannot go is like asking the school bully if he minds that you stand up to him, all the time they survey and record us, illegally, immorally and for their own devious ends. Continue reading “Fuck Parade: We are the start of something new”

Fuck Parade information 5 – Find a police station

If a friend ends up arrested, ask the coppers which police station your friend is being taken to, you can help…

What do we all want to enjoy this Fuck Parade the most? Everyone goes home happy is the ideal. But sometimes people could be arrested due to a complete misunderstanding of the situation.

So here is a map of police stations in London, so if your friend ends up arrested, ask the coppers – if possible – which police station your friend is being taken to. You can help.  Continue reading “Fuck Parade information 5 – Find a police station”

Fuck Parade information 4 – Definitely London Town

The fucking rich are fucking keen, To fucking keep it fucking mean, The fucking pricks in Parliament, Are fucking us with our consent, The fucking press is fucking lame, The immigrants they fucking blame, Are cautioned not to fuck around, Anywhere in London Town…

By a Londoner, March 2016

The fucking rich are fucking keen
To fucking keep it fucking mean
The fucking pricks in Parliament
Are fucking us with our consent
The fucking press is fucking lame
The immigrants they fucking blame
Are cautioned not to fuck around
Anywhere in London Town

Continue reading “Fuck Parade information 4 – Definitely London Town”