A fucking big thank you to all who turned out for May 1st, a true fuck of a parade, a family of fuck in the streets and on the bridges, on the pavements and the fridges…
A fucking big thank you to all who turned out for the May 1st Fuck Parade against gentrification, a true fuck of a parade demanding social housing, a family of fuck in the streets and on the bridges, masks and sound mixing in London’s streets.
A fucking big thank you to all the mobile rigs, all shapes and sizes, fuckers every one, for all their effort and dedication and fine musical taste. Continue reading “Fuck Parade salutes and thanks all parading fuckers!”
Ever wondered where your nearest estate or letting agent office might be? Now you can find out in one easy click!
Some helpful Fuck Parader has kindly sent us a map of all estate agents in London, just in case anyone needed to know where they were. Continue reading “Fuck Parade information 2 – Map of estate agents in London”
MaskARaid declared! The nearest thing you will get to an official statement from the Fuck Brigade…
The fourth Fuck Parade has been declared, the May Day MaskARaid!
Dress code: smart casual, costumed where possible, with masks. Need a mask? Make one! Here are some examples
Check out the Fuck Parade #4 Gallery for more costume and mask ideas
May Day, 6pm
Sunday 1st May 2016
One Commercial Street
London E1 7PT
What do you want to see at the next Fuck Parade? You want to see fire-breathers? Get some fire-breathers!
We need as many mobile sound systems as possible! Big ones, small ones, on a trolley, in a backpack, pulled by a bike. Just turn up at 6pm @ One Commercial Street, London E1 7PT. More info on getting involved here
More information soon. Continue reading “Fuck Parade information 1 – May Day MaskARaid!”
The first London Fuck Parade took place on 1st May 2015, starting out from a protest against “poor doors”…
The London Fuck Parade began as a “Fuck you” to property developers who had introduced “Poor doors” into one of their shiny new blocks of apartments in Aldgate on the edge of London’s East End. Tenants on affordable rates or social rent tenants were obliged to use a separate door down a dark side alley, while those paying full rate could swagger through a front concierge area with chandeliers glittering above and bag-carriers on hand 24hr… Continue reading “Fuck Parade 1 Gallery”
May Day has ancient roots but also modern influences in the struggle for an 8-hour working day in the late 19th century.
The first day of May has for a long time been a day of celebration and pleasure. From pre-historic times, fairs would be held; there would be revelry, dancing and feasting across the country as a day of rest was enjoyed by all except the publicans and street cleaners. And there would be a lot of fucking.
The expensive London area of Mayfair is named after the annual fortnight-long May Fair that, from 1686 to 1764, took place on the site that is now Shepherd Market. The area was bought up and developed to become a fashionable residential district. And so the fair was banned as the poor could no longer have their admittedly boisterous fun there because it was so much more important to build some really big houses for very rich cunts. Continue reading “What is it about May Day?”
Meet Sunday 1st May 2016, 6pm @ One Commercial Street, Aldgate, London E1 7PT. Bring masks, costumes, sounds, noise, love, anything you want to see in a street party against gentrification…
Calling all Fuck Paraders, all mobile sound systems! In bins, on trollies, pulled by bikes, powered by burning hippies, we’d love the lot to show up and join us for the Fuck Parade. Anything that makes music and noise – voices, drums, horns, trumpets, guitars, maracas, bells, whistles, amplifiers, those fucking vuvuzela things…
Meet on May Day, Sunday 1st May 2016, 6pm sharp @ One Commercial Street, Aldgate, London E1 7PT. Bring masks, costumes, sounds, noise, love, anything you want to see in a street party against gentrification! Continue reading “Next Fuck Parade will be 1st May 2016”